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Three dots

The ultimate anxiety giver. These three dots of death show when someone is responding to a text you wrote.

Person 1 : "Oh crap I just texted my girlfriend that I broke her table now I have the three dots!!"

Person 2 "hahaha, you're dead."

by Almondtax12 August 15, 2018


three fitty

The average amount of cash required to get a panhandler off your ass when walking home from the Jake.

That panhandler must do pretty good for himself considering he averages three fitty from each person who gives him the cash.

by Tiberius1701 February 14, 2006


Three-Peat

When you dont stop whacking off untill you've had three sploogetastic orgasms.

Jizzing in your pants three times.

I was so bored last night that i went for the Three-peat.

by TFroster August 17, 2009


There's no step three!

A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.

Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!

by Chris Spargo February 14, 2009


The Three B's

The three things a man needs to feel better when he's sick. Beer, blowjob, and bed.

Sherlock had a cold, so John gave him the Three B's.

by Donna Noble Has Been Saved February 16, 2013


Three Rivers

Small Southwest Michigan town where JimBob, BillyJoe, BillyJean, and Maxwell call home. If you live on Roberts Mountain, then you may have a similar name. (Roberts Mountain being the garbage dump on Roberts road)

I was in Three Rivers last week visiting cuzin JimBob. We went fishing and then had a nice view of Three Rivers up top on Roberts mountain. The methane smell sure makes ya know you is alive.

by T_rump_supporter November 07, 2010


Three Fingers

Approximately three-fourths of an ounce of Marijuna.

"I stopped by my dealers crib and snatched three fingers of his finest bud."

"I couldn't afford a full ounce, so I had to settle with three fingers."

by Fireman420 March 20, 2009