paper american

Someone who naturalized into the United States (i.e. green card) and was not an American at birth. This person is only American because they got the papers (i.e. citizenship) via the naturalization process and not by birth.

Look at that snobby, unappreciative Indian woman. Reaping the benefits of America yet gives no respect to her fellow citizens. She's a typical paper American.

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American Honey

An all-american goregous girl. This girl could be from your past, present or future. She is your average everyday girl next door sweetheart from small town usa.

Q: Man the girl next door is smoking hot!

A: Yes she is an American Honey!

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American Dad!

The funnier, more clever, and original alternative to Family Guy. About a conservative CIA agent dealing with Suburban life as well as his family, plus he has a alien for a best friend. The jokes are better, the satire is good, the plots make sense, and the characters are more developed. Basically proof that you don't need pointless long gags/flashbacks, a gay baby, and a obnoxious fat guy to make people laugh. Plus the show gets way less preachy than family guy as the seasons go on.

If you want to compare anything to the Simpsons, use this show, because it has something family guy will never have: originality.

FG fan: Dude have you seen Family Guy last night?

AD fan: No, I stopped watching that stupid show since I started watching American Dad! and realized how much Family Guy actually is not funny..

FG fan: But it's family guy!

AD fan: And you're a retard!

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Mayonnaise American

Those who partake in the mayonnaise arts aka white people.

Also shortened to mayo american

These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)

American Flashbang

Step 1. Hit intended target over the head with a rock
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.

I will American Flashbang you tonight.

American Revolution

A situation where the American colonies go so fed up with the stuff Britain tried to impose on them that they rebelled and won independence.

Thank God for the American Revolution. Makes me glad to be an American.

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American Bidet

when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.

Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!