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Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.
Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!
When someone's mother has'nt shaved her bush the entire time she is pregnant, and when the child is born, they get major carpet burn, leaving a burn birthmark.
Kid1-dude, you have a huge birthmark!
Kid2-yeah, I had a Chewbacca birth.
When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.
The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.
Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.
What's up, Dave? You look glum.
Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.
Someone who vastly out performs his/her peers at a particular activity. Common in the South. Home birth's obviously have no birth certificate thus making the validity of their age up for debate
Lebron James is way to badass to be 24, hes gotta be 35.... Home Birth!