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A sexual practice where the male will shove a piece of glass up the female's asshole right before she has to shit causing a frenzy of blood and shit. The male proceeds to ejaculate on top of the masterpiece creating Chunky Ragu. Then they consume the meal with family and friends.
Danny and Teresa had a fun night making Indiana Chunky Ragu then shared the scrumptious dish with their friend Ryan
When two or more overweight people are participating in sex, the two slap their fat, saggy, tits onto each other as if they were boxing.
"Boy, last night was great. After eating at McDonalds, Stacy And I fucked and we Indiana boxing matched each other. I won."
Dried crusts of semen left in the ear canal, after a night of intoxicated debauchery.
Crystal had to clean out her Indiana Ear Mites, after Jamal drank too much and lost control of his aim.
When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.
Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.
Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.
Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.
Laird: I have not regrets in life.
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A sexual position, typically performend between two relatives in southern Indiana, involves corn on the cob and lots of human excrement.
I was driving through Evansville last weekend, I stopped for some lunch and caught this brother giving his sister the Indiana Crab Dangle in the rest room.
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“Wait, where’s that at?” -The usual response to when someone says they go to ISU. Located in Terre Haute, Indiana, which is a city so bad that the TV show Live P.D is coming here, this university is an absolute pile of shit. ISU holds onto past glories from Larry Bird, who is still the poster child of this school, and really the only reason this university is known. The flight program is the only redeeming part of this abomination. Otherwise go to IU.
Guy 1: “Hey man what school do you go to?”
Guy 2: “Indiana State University”
Guy 1: “Oh so you’re an alcoholic deadbeat?”
Guy 2: “Yep pretty much”
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It's when you go to a shady strip club in downtown Indianapolis and while you're getting a lap dance the stripper has diarrhea all over your lap. Bonus points if you have to explain to your wife/girlfriend why you have brownie batter all over your clothes.
man me and john went to the strip club last night you'll never guess what he had happen to him.
oh man did get an Indiana Mud Bath?
yep sure did stank-ass poo everywhere, his shirt, jeans and shoes were destroyed.
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