Jewish Handshake

Another word for a hand job, or the act of a girl giving a guy a hand job.(jaking a guy off): Never referred to when a male does this to himself.

You can recieve a Jewish Handshake, you just can't give yourself one.

Ya, Stacey came over last night. She gave me the good ol' "Jewish Handshake". If you know what I mean.

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Jewish Snowball

A Jewish Snowball is a term that originated from German Nazis when they burned the jews and the ashes of them floeted down.

Man that Jewish Snowball smells terrible

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Jewish Medusa

The sexual act in which you rip off your pubes and put them in a Yamaka. Then, you put the Yamaka on your partners head.

I totally gave Will the Jewish Medusa last night. He took it like a man.

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Jewish duck

1. A turd
2. An insult

1.I had a big jewish duck yesterdaY!
2.The fat lady is such a Jewish duck!

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Jewish barber

It is the opposite from Turkish barber and is when a jewish man becomes a barber. It is also used to insult someone you dislike"

James "I hate you"
Craig "why"
James "because youre a fucking Jewish barber"

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Jewish Pizza

When your crazy uncle cones over for the holidays and tells the whole family he hasn't taken a shit in 3 days because he ran out of gas behind a walmart surviving off only heroin pickled sausage and string cheese then takes a dump in your bathroom sink

My uncle brought me a Jewish pizza for Christmas...

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jewish jockstrap

When the nazi forces the Jews to take off their cloths to take a shower.

Did you hear about Fred at the holacost reenactment ? They made him go the full nine yards Jewish jockstrap and all.

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