commander erwin

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commander erwin smith is so fine

clit commander

good penis

dayum dat boy is packing a clit commander

Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months

How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.

Stop Command Q-ing Me

Usually said by the victim to get the message across to the person who is 'command q-ing'

"STOP COMMAND Q-ING ME!"

commander squirtles

Just my way of saying Fuck you, and you and you and oh yeah fuck you. Oh fuck me? No, no, no sir, Fuck You. Making a statement or taking a stand with or with out anyone else standing beside me.

Commander Squirtles says she bets, BOOM goes the dynamite.

Commander Covfefe

Humorous title for the 45th US President/Commander In Chief Trump.

Commander Covfefe is so dumb he thought The Exorcist was a movie about Jack LaLanne.

Command Q

alt f4, but for Apple users. Basically quits the entire application.

Person 1: press alt f4 for free weapons
Person 2: I'm on MacBook Pro.
Person 1: then press command q.
*Person 2 has left the game*

Person 1: LOOOOOOOOOL