When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter
Friend 1: what’s 1+1
Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast
Sexual act in which one licks jam, butter, peanut butter or some other spread off a girls ass.
That girl's ass so hot I want to have me some booty toast
Toast Tuesday. A tradition where one is super nice and positive, specifically on tuesday’s.
Person 1: Wow _______, I love your hair.
Person 2: Thanks! Why are you being so nice today?
Person 1: Because it’s Toast Tuesday!
Cinnamon toast made especially for your best friend. You must serve them while singing a mildly creepy song, normally getting a half flattered, half disturbed reaction. Do not use around children or they may think you're a pedophile.
David: Friendship toast~ Friendship toast~ Come put some butter on your Friendship toast~ It's so cinnamony, it's so great, EAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOAST.
Daniel: plz no.
A bread so delicious- no one can resist the taste. Maybe you can hop into TummyLand to steal one! Just don't get caught by the teletummies...
"Yay, tummy-toast tummy-toast!!"
The teletummies gobble down the tummy-toast while the teletubbies try to grab a bite. Dora stands in the back, traumatized.
the holes in a toaster where bread goes
(no shit!!)
don't stick ur finger in the toast well, son
Fancy hipster bread exclusivly served with a big ass soft shell crab from E.A.R.L. in Honolulu, Hawaii, aka the "tummy slappah."
Bruh, that Maryland Toast soft shell crab sandwich is onolicious.