Off toast

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter

Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast

Booty Toast

Sexual act in which one licks jam, butter, peanut butter or some other spread off a girls ass.

That girl's ass so hot I want to have me some booty toast

Toast Tuesday

Toast Tuesday. A tradition where one is super nice and positive, specifically on tuesday’s.

Person 1: Wow _______, I love your hair.

Person 2: Thanks! Why are you being so nice today?

Person 1: Because it’s Toast Tuesday!

Friendship toast

Cinnamon toast made especially for your best friend. You must serve them while singing a mildly creepy song, normally getting a half flattered, half disturbed reaction. Do not use around children or they may think you're a pedophile.

David: Friendship toast~ Friendship toast~ Come put some butter on your Friendship toast~ It's so cinnamony, it's so great, EAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOAST.

Daniel: plz no.

Tummy-Toast

A bread so delicious- no one can resist the taste. Maybe you can hop into TummyLand to steal one! Just don't get caught by the teletummies...

"Yay, tummy-toast tummy-toast!!"
The teletummies gobble down the tummy-toast while the teletubbies try to grab a bite. Dora stands in the back, traumatized.

toast well

the holes in a toaster where bread goes

(no shit!!)

don't stick ur finger in the toast well, son

Maryland Toast

Fancy hipster bread exclusivly served with a big ass soft shell crab from E.A.R.L. in Honolulu, Hawaii, aka the "tummy slappah."

Bruh, that Maryland Toast soft shell crab sandwich is onolicious.