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The first place computer geeks go to when they visit the middle east expecting to find mp3s but instead find the riaa(really irritating arson assholes).
I went to the gaza strip to download mo3s but i meant to use kazaa.
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the flaps of skin that hang from a girls vagina.
i was fuckin this skank bitch last night and she started screamin cause i got one of her chicken strips caught up.
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paper covered coffee stirrers at convenience stores
them zip strips will keep away the black death!
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When a guy has a line of pubic hair running up from his balls to the head of his penis.
He had a bunch of cum caught on his landing strip
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Belongs to women who know they would have a hairy pussy and they would get hair old men with 5in cocks because they didn't have buzz saws back in the day.
The strip of bacon came fomr the jungle of mystery.
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A striptease performed by a hippie chick.
That girl I picked up at the Phish show did this awesome hippie strip, then we fucked, got stoned, and fucked some more.
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A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.
Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.
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