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Matt Pelissier

The first ex-drummer for the band My Chemical Romance
Not much is known as to why he was kicked out but he joined the band in 2001 when it was created (second one to be in the band) and was replaced in 2004 by Bob Bryar (sixth person to be in the band, also an ex-drummer now)

In 2006 he co-founded Strong Arm Studios with George Collaz

Look in the vampires will never hurt you music video and the honey this mirror is not big enough for the two of us music video, you will see Matt Pelissier drumming. These are the only two music videos that he is in.

by Hifatpeople December 11, 2010

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Matt Bauer

Brother of the popular character Jack Bauer from the series 24. Assumed dead, Matt Bauer is an assasin working for "Chapter", a U.S. "black-ops" program. Matt Bauer has killed 140 men, and he enjoyed every single kill. Matt prides himself on killing his targets in varying creative ways such as: using a pizza cutter to slash victims throat, focing subject to consume an entire bottle of Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce.

Unlike Jack Bauer's classic line" Damn, there's no time!",
Matt also has a signature line:"Damn, I'm hungry."

Agent A - Sir, Matt Bauer just killed 10 innocent people inside a McDonalds because they forgot to put ketchup in his bag.

Agent B - No ketchup? Those bastards!!!

by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006

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Matt Slam

When one person makes the improbable and unprecedented achievement of winning at least 3 different fantasy sports leagues consecutively. In the history of man, it has only been known to happen once. Truly an amazing achievement.

Matt is currently drowning in pussy after completing the Matt Slam, and he has all sorts of cash to spend after winning all those fantasy leagues.

by Brocklovesmen October 3, 2014


Matt Dodged

(adj) Derived from the terrible New York Giants Punter Matt Dodge.
(1). To royally screw up

There is no way im getting that job, i totally Matt Dodged the interview.

by NYG4life February 1, 2011


matt is gay

Matthew Fager

matt is gay

by gayafmatt May 3, 2016

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Matt Weaver

Very small, stick-like figure that tend to have a small penis.
matt weaver usually run in an akward fashion, holding onto his belt which he uses solely for the purpose of holding onto. If attacked he will use his only defence mechinism, called the flying squid attack, which involves crossing his arms and using his long fingers to attack.

Matt Weaver is a small weasle like human.Ted

by Admin333 June 16, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


matt good

Matt Good is 1 of the 2 guitarists currently in the band From First to Last (FFTL). When performing, Matt uses Gibson brand guitars, and is very energetic and friendly with the fans. Matt has a T-Mobile Sidekick and a tattoo of No-Face from the Miyazaki film "Spirited Away" on his left arm. He has black hair and blue eyes. He is 6'2". While not on the road with the band, Matt Good is technically homeless, because he has no actual home.

"Matt Good totally shredded like mad crazy on his Gibson last night."

"I know, he is so sexy."

by Chrissytinae! May 11, 2006

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