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Trafficker. As in "Drug trafficker " or "Drug trafficant".
The drug trafficants always seem to find sneaky new ways to smuggle in their contraband.
A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?
*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”
Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”
Tra-Ffic Bad-die
Variants: Traffic Baddy
plural Traffic Baddies
Informal
1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill
2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt
3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends
Mya being a Traffic Baddie again, she doesn’t believe in any laws but the constitution. #MyEmployees
Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…
Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.
Ariel is such a weasel tweeted that foolishness for a little Twitter Traffic
When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
This occurs when you walk out to your car and the roads are clear. You open the door and the roads are clear. You start your engine and the roads are clear. You put your turn signal signal on and the roads are crazy with traffic. Like when the Roadrunner runs through the intersection safely, but the Coyote touches the road with his toe and it's solid wall-to-wall traffic, blowing horns and beeping at him.
I tried to make a left turn but suddenly the intersection was full of roadrunner traffic.
A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud
Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade
Rush that Cyka
*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*