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Back when Urban Dictionary was in its early days, I used to respect the site. Sadly, since then many stupid little kids have invaded the place. They spend their days writing prejudiced 'definitions' and dribbling all over their keyboards.
Define my world? Wait, you're right. This shit pile is just an example of how sick and twisted the world is today. If you ever come here for something and you have a heart, chances are you'll be offended by some illiterate, deluded child's definition. (Opinion, I mean.) Solution? Don't visit here again, or better yet, leave the computer for a while.
<ghettog> lol seen the sand nigger defniton on urbn dictonary ?? lmao
<racistpunk33> lmao lol lol gay iraqis lol . seen the def 4 women?
<ghettog> lol dats fukin hilllarus ! now im gna write a def on spastic
<racistpunk33> o k lol im of to play halo3 on xbox live see ya
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Urban Dictionary and YouTube must have gotten in bed together.
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An urban brownie is when you have to take a dump and your only option for excrement is a public restroom. A technique, developed by the Dutch in the late 1800's, known as "hovering" is one way of coping with an urban brownie. This involves using your hamstrings to avoid making contact with the seat of the toilet.
Warning: Enlarged and strengthened hamstring muscles may visually skew observed penis size in a negative manner. Hover in moderation.
"Oh man, I hate the airport. I'm about to drop an urban brownie too."
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A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.
Urbandictionary.com isn't a burn book or a webjournal site.
thumbs up for urban dictionary
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any moderator at urban dictionary that won't approve your entry
That Urban Dickhead cockblocked my entry, yo.
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a pile of shit web site that needs some serious tlc from its creators
The urban dictionary was overrun with lame and unfounded entries by a bunch of 12 year olds.
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The largest collection of misleading information I have ever seen on the internet.
You must have read that in the Urban Dictionary
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n. Homeless person or bum. One who experiences the great outdoors of an urban setting for a prolonged period of time.
Man, that beard and plastic grocery bag make you look like an urban outdoorsman
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