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Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!
Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!
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A scaringly dystopian device that (might) replace smartphones
Person A: You saw the new Apple Vision Pro?
Person B: Yeah, that thing is dystopian
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An affliction that prevents all I.T. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.
"Hey, I would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but I have Carpal Tunnel Vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry."
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That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.
Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!
When playing guitar hero for an obsessive amount of time and looking down to find out that your carpet is moving like quicksand
Bob: Wooow dude, I am totally tripping right now! The carpet is moving!!
Gary: You idiot!! You totally are experiencing Guitar Hero Vision!
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Fake high definition. When an hd channel takes a non hd show and stretches it to fit a full hd screen.
Hey, Brian, why does everyone on tv look wide?
This show's in stretch-o-vision.
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The definition of when someone just seems to miss the truth.
Hey mark i just told you what to say and your (handycapin your vision)