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Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.
I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.
Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head
I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones
When a dude nuts inside of a big butt.
Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!
Cakes made of sand. First appeared in Egypt.
I like sand cakes.
When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.
Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.
When a guy pounds a girl on her period, the resulting sauce is called strawberry pound cake
There is a shit ton of strawberry pound cake on the shower floor after I fuck you on your period
The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.
My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.