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Girlfriend: "how'd you sleep tonight?"
Me: "piss"
Girlfriend: "what the fuck"
When a baby gets hit by a car.
Nurse 1: Damn, this is the 5th piss this week!
Nurse 2: and it’s only monday!
PISS TASTES YUMMY WHEN YOU DRINK IT OUT OF YOUR BFS pp
LIKE ITS A STRAW
CHAD: DID YOU DRINK PISS LAST NIGHT
OLLIE: YEAH....
The thing Sniper from TF2 throws at people.
"Jarate!"
"What the fuck?! You just got piss all over me!"
A rock band known for their erotic nature of giving the audience heart pounding music, which makes anyone either piss their pants (hence the band name) or give handsome guys erections and banging on hot chicks til beef curtains form in their pussies.
Piss plays the song I Wanna Fuck a Whore, sending the boyz and girlz moaning and throwing an orgy.
PISS: I WANNA FUCK A WHORE ALL NIGHT AND ORGY EVERYDAY!
Gregory: These whores are being fucked all night.
Ben: I know, it’s an orgy all night long.