A California CHP’s citation book.
Yo bro I can’t find Shawna’s ticket, I think I lost it in my taco purse.
When you're penetrating your man, but imagine you're with a woman
It wasn't gay, I just used hi backdoor taco
1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
when you try to say the place is exploded
Dude this dump looks like taco bell bathrooms!
two cheesy gordita crunch medium dr pepper
“babe you already know my order, two cheesy gordita crunch medium dr pepper”
(aka What hot girls get at taco bell)
Person 1:that dude is a sexy beast
Person 2:total Tazed Taco
when your anus hangs down resembling a brown taco from having too much anal sex
Dammn that girl has a bronze taco down to her knees! She must be gettin it in the booty.
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