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i have a gan g named hooch 4 life and we are all homosexuals and have bum sex every night
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Used as an expression of happiness, accomplishment, laughter, etc. Basically any positive event/emotion.
For the negative effect, see "I hate my life"
Friend: ::tells joke that you find amusing::
you: I LOVE MY LIFE!
You: I totally half-assed that essay and got an A, I love my life!
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Any human being that is a female
Good lord woman, all you are is a life support system for a pussy!
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The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.
Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.
Matt: No!
Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.
Matt: Dam that's a bummer.
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A term used in order to make someone know you're telling the truth 100% and that if you are lying your mother will die.
Scott: Did ya hear C-Dogs mum went to jail fam?
Greg: Dat some bullshit
Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.
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A sequel to the game Half-life that many people were unaware if even came out until a few days ago. It is said to hit the shelves the 30th of September. Yeah right.
"Halflife 2 will never be out!"
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Mid Life Crisis Car - A term used to describe a motor driven by a Male who is in the process of a mid life crisis .. These motors tend to be
Audi TTs
And will be driven by a man who as 1) recently left his wife
2) rented a bachelor pad
3) undergone a change of lifestyle i.e taken up exercise
Look at Harry dropping off Charlie at playgroup in his new Audi TT .. Oh that must be his Mid Life Crisis Car!
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