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A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.
I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.
“I mean, you can vote for the donkey or the elephant, or you can stay at home, sucking on the cathode tit, but any way you analyze it, you’ve consented to an immoral system.” Garth Risk Hallberg, City on Fire
Pepsi on a tit: the act of waterfalling soda down your cleavage into a willing participant's mouth.
Also known as a Southern Baptism.
"She let you hit?"
"Pepsi on a tit, ya heard?" XD
When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.
"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."
"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"
"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."
The ratio from one tit to the other because they're always different sizes
Jimmy:yesterday I was titty fucking my girl and I noticed she had a tit ratio.
'La#q-uish&a(: nah you were fucking me you were drunk as hell.
A common phrase used by the alpha male Nigel Morris. The phrase is used when getting filmed and he wants the footage disposed of.
“Ahteya yu bettre Dileet tit or I get yu a blu knoese “
The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.
Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.