kids who poop in school

The most badass kids alive if you see them run

Person One:"Yo those are the kids who poop in school run!"
Person Two:"..."
Person One:"What's wrong? OH SHIT HE GOT YOU!!!!!"

purple headed poop plow

Purple headed poop plow-- commonly refered to as a penis when used for anal sex.

I'm going to give that girl my purple headed poop plow.

dirty old poop place

the ass hole where you poop

ass; dirty old poop place

Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.

John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”

big chungus nigga pooping

when a black obese gent starts violently shitting

that bitch over there is big chungus nigga pooping

Go poop in your hat!

General-purpose thing to tell a person who's just being an idiot.

G: "The Republicans are the only ones who are patriotic Americans!"

T: "Oh, go poop in your hat!"

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Poop Sandwich No Bread

The act of hitting a bowl and sucking ash into your mouth.

Haywood wanted last hit but ended up with a poop sandwich no bread.

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