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When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops
"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"
extremely hard to say. even the smartest people can struggle with it; quite the tongue twister
chocolate dipped- chocolate chipped- tocolate tipped- chocolate chipped cheesesteak on a stick- chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick! i finally got it!
The sex act involving the following scenario.
After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"
When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.
Yo dude, I just gave my girl a chocolate eclair
When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.
Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home
Way to indiscreetly refer to a group of people with dark skin
This restaurant has a lot of chocolate sprinkles
It’s balls dipped in chocolate, people suck them until they lose their flavour. Like gum.
“I like to gargle balls dipped in chocolate because it’s a great alternative to chocolate bars”