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1. Jizz; semen.
2. The jizz filled sample of yoghurt mixed by Mr. A. Garcia in New Mexico and given to a shopper in a grocery store on January 25, 2011, making both Mr. Garcia and the yoghurt sample temporarily famous on The Smoking Gun, etc.
Woman: "Damn, this recipe calls for a tablespoon of plain yoghurt and we ran out yesterday."
Man: "Can you use Mexican yoghurt?"
A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)
Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus
David: rly lol
1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.
Related to airline seating. It is considered to be a Mexican upgrade when the seat next to you is open.
On the flight from Amsterdam I had a Mexican upgrade, even though the aircraft was rather full.
When true full blooded Mexicans fight to the death both armed with machetes and rape the opponents dead buddy and his family.
Hombre Uno: I challenge you to a Mexican Duel!
Hombre Dos: Si Pendejo
The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.