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Shit in a Sheila’s cunt, fuck her, then pull it out, let the shit dry around your cock before you continue to fuck her until you cum. You remove the cum filled shit cover off your cock and press over the opening to close it. Refrigerator for an hour then serve. Thust resulting in a Mexican snooker doodle or milky bar
Hey Pete did you hear about Stacey?
Nah man what happened?
Gave her some infection after giving her a Mexican snicker doodle on the weekend
No way bro! That’s crazy
Mexican sounding is basically sounding (inserting a metal rod down your cock) but you have to dip the rod in salsa beforehand.
Fuck Mexican sounding hurts so bad
Shoving a tortilla down someone's throat as fast as possible. Bonus points if you do it while they are high/drunk while sleeping.
Tony gave Pablo a Mexican deepthroat last night and now pablo is dead.
An alcoholic drink that consist of tequila and pineapple juice served over ice
It's hot outside today, I could go for a cool refreshing drink. Like a mid day mexican
When true full blooded Mexicans fight to the death both armed with machetes and rape the opponents dead buddy and his family.
Hombre Uno: I challenge you to a Mexican Duel!
Hombre Dos: Si Pendejo
The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".
Last night I gave Sarah a"mexican tail gunner " in her new hair doo.