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when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)
As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.
Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!
when your really fucked and you have your bros around ya
or when your just really tired
wah guys i fail math sia toh bro..
(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
A type of brain damage resulting in being around a certain dum dum named " Broden. "
I am suffering from a bad case of the Bro-ditus.
A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.
A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.
Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day 💀💀"
- "bro got negative rizz 🤣💀💀"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai 💀"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut 💀💀"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings 💀💀"
- "bro is mad 💀💀"
Billi Bros are the collection of billionaire bros who, by sole virtue of their wealth, hold outsized direct or shadow control over the Trump 2.0 Administration. Elon Musk, who is younger, smarter, and far richer than Trump, is the most prominent of the Billi Bros as of the end of 2024, but Elon is just one of thirteen billionaire bros picked to set policy for the second MAGA coming.
MAGA voter: “Bee HO, Hillary, and Brandon’s commie agenda has destroyed America. It’s gotten so bad that I can’t even afford my own pot to piss in. Thank God Trump is back! He will fix everything.”
Kamala voter: “Totally, Dude. With all those Billi Bros in charge, you’ll soon have enough coin to buy your own pot to piss in!”