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Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.

That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.

by Crimcrams September 28, 2019


Fap city

Fap city is where 50 old white men gather together to fap in time square New York

The fap city this year was out of control

by Donkeyshlong69 January 4, 2019


Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.

Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018


fap girl

a female person, either living or a work of art, that is sexually attractive enough for a man to use in his masturbation for several times.

"Look at Catherine, man. She really is one hot fap girl."

by imarabbitholeinyourass April 21, 2016


Golden Fap

A sexual act where on individual will cum while the other will urinate on the others japs eye.

Hey baby, im about to cum, come over here so we can set up a little golden fap

by Buxty June 14, 2010


Fap test

A test you must do to find out whether you really love a girl or you just horny. If you still thinking about her after you faped, she must be the one who complete you.

Mark: Bro, i think I'm in love with Jane. I can't stop thinking about her.
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!

by T-Rex Jedi October 26, 2012

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fap paw

The hand you use for masturbating.

I injured my fap paw, so I couldn't masturbate last night.

by tenderlove August 20, 2009

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