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Not Enough Money For Chicken Nuggets
How Much Money do you have?
69 Cents
Oh you know what that means
I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets
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When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.
I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.
The way parents tell each other they are horny in front of their kids without their kids knowing.
Dad: "Hey Hun, where's the turn off?"
Mom: "Oh mhmm, on highway 69."
Dad: "mhmmm"
Kids: "HUR HUR MOM SAID 69!"
When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.
We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!
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2 people on a single mattress, Top to tale injecting smack inbetween each others toes
Me and kris had a Glasgow 69 last night
A rat,tattletale or a snitch on blood gangs
Don't snitch like 69 or Tekashi
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