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nina is bad at spelling and auto correct is stupidly gayly dumb
nina is so radau als
The sweet nectar that the Lord God chose to bestow upon the county of East Sussex. Well known to fuel amazing nights out, and served in the best watering holes in England. May only be compared to Doom Bar.
Man at bar: Can I have a budweiser?
Barman: No. You,sir, can have a pint of Harvey's Ale or get the fuck out.
Man at bar: Ok, I'll have a pint of Harvey's then.
Barman: Good choice.
A crusty old Spanish man. He is very difficult to understand, so you should always listen very carefully when he speaks. He's got bad dandruff, though, so don't go too close. Perhaps ask him about the radishes on his farm.
"I knew an old Al Gunguanis. He was my friend's old man."
The act of turning down sex from your SO as a man.
OMG, I can't believe my boyfriend was al bundying me, is he cheating on me?
Street name of Abu 'Uthman amr bin bahr al-Fukaymi al- Basri. The Arabic scientist that discoverd Evolution 900 years before Charles Darwin.
Al-Jahiz on the streets. Abu 'Uthman amr bin bahr al-Fukaymi al- Basri in the sheets ;)
The worst school in the world, located in fresh meadows parsons blvd near a Jewish school and synagogue. The school is broke and tries to squeeze money out of you. The worst teachers like Sr.Dania are found there. The only cool grade is the 7th graders of the year 2021/2022 (year 2026 students). These kids include crackheads and smart kids like Nafis, abdurrahman and ishaq. The principle, sr Arsheen is a feminist, don’t trust her
Oh no! Al mamoor banned has another bad teacher!
that guy who goes to wendys and asks for a 20 ounce steak, they guy who sits on two chairs at once, the guy who farts in the elevator and blames it on the old lady, guy takes a sub to a wedding
ah crap its uncle al everyone out