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An “Air Bandit” is someone who is a waste of oxygen. Or is “stealing” oxygen hence Air Bandit.
You are such an Air Bandit!
1st: He ties people up and makes them watch him duggie.
Stefan Height is such a duggie bandit.
A female who's attractiveness forces you to tuck your boner into your waist band.
John: "dude Emily Ratajkowski is such a waist bandit!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"
one who eats the others hashbrowns and didnt share.
morgan was a hashbrown bandit and jewed me on my breakfast.
A friend, or more often a roommate, who constantly finishes off a water filter, such as a brita filter, without refilling it. Note that this person also is prone to finish off other items, such as chips or hard-boiled eggs, without taking the time to make or buy more.
Oh man, I'm about to lose it with Virgil. That brita bandit had the gall to finish off my eggs and leave me with an empty dish. Don't worry though, I got him back by leaving him a surprise in his toilet.
So-Called notorious theives' that steal cum from sperm banks
"Did you hear about that Baby Bandit Heist?"
"Those crackheads got away with gallons of cum"
When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.
Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.