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this is what happens at the first start of the school day. the teacher will get a piece of paper (or just use their memory if they are a smart teacher) that has the names of the kids in the class on it. she (or he) will read out the names on the list to see who is present, and who is absent.
often the class clown will make a silly answer to make the class laugh at the pure hilarity.
"Ok, let's just get the roll call out of the way and we can get stuck into our work!"
*collective groan*
"Is Leah here?"
"Present, miss."
"Is Dean here?"
"No."
*collective lol*
"Oh, you kids, you really crack me up, I swear, this is why I got into teaching."
*collective lack of interest*
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1. A soundless noise that a young man or woman may hear or feel which causes them to "answer" the call and enlist in the military to serve and defend his/her country.
2. A series of shitty first-person shooter video games developed by Infinity Ward and Treyarch, which allow the player to be noob-tubed, killed by throwing knives, and have stupid as shit abilities such as unlimited sprint and a 5000 mile melee distance.
1. Frank: "Why do you want to join the Marines, Bobby?"
Bobby: "After 9/11, I just felt something...I felt obligated to serve this great nation and defend her from all who may threaten freedom, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, or the American way of life"
Frank: "You must've heard the Call of Duty"
2. Faggot #1: "Hey, wanna play some COD?"
Faggot #2: "HELL YEAH! I'm gonna make a class with RPG's, noob-tubes, throwing knives, and I'm gonna put on scavenger, lightweight, commando, and painkiller!"
Guy: "You guys do know that there's another meaning to Call of Duty then the game, right?
Both faggots: "THERE IS?!"
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What you say when you have to take a shit.
Man thinking to himself:
(Aw man, I have to take a shit!)
Man talking out loud:
Duty calls!
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A first-person-shooter game with about as many 11-year-old fanboys as the PS3, and is generally played by people with way too much time on their hands, or someone who hasn't played any Battlefield games. Usually accompanied with squeaky voices, crappy montages, fanboys that hate every other game ever, singles, and 20-year-old "pros", that give Microsoft Points to have their ranks, K/Ds, accuracy, and other useless virtual gold stickers increased in shinyness.
Person 1: I'm playing Call of Duty!
Person 2: I'm playing Battlefield with my girlfriend. We're probably going to have sex which you'll never get now though, see you!
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A play on words for cosplay with sexual activity based on the Call of Duty games. Partners act out and verbalize sexual activities with CoD vocabulary like tactical insertion, finishing moves, going prone, and kills from behind.
Yo Ben; I called up gamer girl and we played Call of Booty last night, that's one kinky bitch. Plus she had my finish on her chest then punched me in the balls for a last stand crouch shot.
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*dead* run *dead* repeat.*beep*eject disc(Call Of Duty)
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Does not even deserve to be called a "game".
Call of Duty is a piece of overpriced, over rated shit that only stupid westernized idiots like.
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