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the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.
Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!
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when a man takes a swim cap full of vaseline and places it between two couch cushions and proceeds to have intercourse with it
billy couch fucked the shit out of that leather love seat
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The placing of ones foot on the head of another, pressing firmly until the head is submerged completely into the cushion thus deafening the screams while sodomy is performed
Jeff called Bonnie into the living for her nightly couch stuffing.
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Staying in a Relationship with someone who brings little to the relationship, especially in bed.
When you realize that your sex partner or FWB could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.
You might as well be Fucking the Couch
"Are you still seeing that girl?"
"Yeah, I am still Fucking the Couch!"
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Where the kid in your high-school class, who commits to absolutely nothing after graduating, "goes" to. They dont plan on any more college or education whatsoever, no plans to join the armed forces, and support no job whatsoever. This person can either be found in bed sleeping, in the fridge, on the toliet, but especially on the couch watching sports center for the 5th time that day. Luckily for them their parents are still supporting them with free food, clothing, and a home.
Pat: So where did Ricky go after he graduated?
Tyler: Couch University, man.
Pat: Omg is that a real school ??
Tyler: Lolz... not exactly
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To overtly perform an emotion, state-of-being or sentiment, when one has no direct experience with the thing performed. Inspired by Tom Cruise's appearance on Oprah in May 2005. In telling about his love affair with Katie Holmes, Cruise jumped up and down like a rabid chimpanzee and, quite literally, humped the couch. The act of humping the couch is synonymous with being overly affected. As Cruise surely had no idea what it looks or feels like to be in love, he resorted to air humping near furniture.
Those kids at the Phish concert drive BMWs and live in the suburbs, yet they dress like hippies. All their talk about world peace is just humping the couch if you ask me.
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Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch
"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"
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