Crapped out

Exhaustion at work or school due to excessive socializing and partying on evenings or weekends.

Nikki isn't allowed to have friends over on weekends anymore because she gets too crapped out for school on Monday.

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crap out

wen sumthing stops operating properly

freakin controller crapped out. -crap out

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crap gasket

A ring of moistened toilet paper used to fill the space between a toilet bowl and seat with the aim of preventing the leak of odoriferous gases.

"Chicks are the chess of deucin'. Courtesy flushes, lipstick lighters, crap gaskets, digital canary… That's when they caulk the gap between the bowl and the seat with wet TP to create a perfect seal."

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Crap Trap

An extremely hairy ass, that collects traces of poo throughout the day.

1. I really need to trim my ass crack tonight...I have got a serious first class crap trap.

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crap for brains

1. Stupid. Careless.

2. A person evincing these characteristics.

A milder version of shit for brains.

1. "What a crap for brains thing to do."

2. "That crap for brains Bob left the oven on when he left for Jamaica."

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Holy Crap!

Expressing a mixture of extreme emotions such as fear, surprise or happiness.

Gina: How was your work out today?

Brad: Holy Crap, it was impossible. Holy Crap, I can barely walk. My quads are killing me...Holy Crap!

Gina: What is your work out like tomorrow?

Brad: Holy Crap, I don't know...I'm afraid to look. Holy Crap!

Gina: You look buff

Brad: Holy Crap, I'm getting stronger and more fit. Holy Crap, I can notice a difference already. Holy Crap!

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piece of crap

George W. Bush, also known as the president of the United States of America.

Well, now there's more than one definition.

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