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the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime
Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.
v. (derogatory) To purposely tank/lose an important competition in an effort to place oneself in a better situation in the future, usually as a professional sports team
The Chicago Bears really cubanned their season to get a better draft pick for next year
A quarter ounce, or"q" of cocaine, commonly used in Toronto or the surrounding GTA.
guy1: hey man should i grab an 8 ball after work today for the party this weekend?
guy2: , nah bro lets get a cuban, its the equivalent of two 8balls so it'll last longer and cost less than having to buy another 8 ball in the near future.
guy1: bet, then we'll have enough to last the next bender and some drinks!
cuban noodles or chicken noodles with spicy sauce, invented by HANNAH
scarlet cant handle the cuban noodles but hannah can!!
When you have to take a nasty crap immediately after showering. Must occur before grabbing the dying towel.
I heard those US diplomats all had Cuban Mudslides after those sonic attacks at their embassy.
A Cuban milkshake is when you shit piss cum and vomit in a big booty ass nigga than fuck his ass until it’s all shook up then proceed to funnel it down your throat while stroking your shit in his mouth
Fuck nigga you so sexy ima give you a Cuban milkshake