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When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.
Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.
When a girl has a leg gap and a FUPA
"Have you seen that chick Sally? She has a leg fap."
Jerking off to female pleasured moaning in porn until you cum
God I love fap fun but I can't do it in public
a female person, either living or a work of art, that is sexually attractive enough for a man to use in his masturbation for several times.
"Look at Catherine, man. She really is one hot fap girl."
A sexual act where on individual will cum while the other will urinate on the others japs eye.
Hey baby, im about to cum, come over here so we can set up a little golden fap
A test you must do to find out whether you really love a girl or you just horny. If you still thinking about her after you faped, she must be the one who complete you.
Mark: Bro, i think I'm in love with Jane. I can't stop thinking about her.
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!
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The hand you use for masturbating.
I injured my fap paw, so I couldn't masturbate last night.
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