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The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.
Angelica went out and got a Jamaican half n' half from her buddy Xander.
Two people ejaculate on each other’s inner knee. Both then Lick it off and spit it into both penis tips. Afterwords the penis’s are helicoptered until the cum is all out. Lastly, they both pee in both tips and drink it from each other.
“This sleepover is getting pretty boring. Wanna try the Jamaican Knee Sweeper?” - Owen Stated
When a man takes a large knife and shoves it up a Vigina he then twists the knife until a good amount of blood gets around her and on the knife. Then he takes the Blood-Soaked knife and shoves it up his Dickhole so a lot of her blood gets inside of him.
I had the best Jamaican Blood Transfer (JBT) last night! Your mom was Tight!
Errol's WifeMy Sweet Empress you been running cross my mind recently & I'm so concerned bout
you it's just a feeling we use to get bout each other & all ways went everywhere together we were never apart.I miss you so much words can never explain. You such a good woman Jah know
all the time me wish a me you did marry it still hurts,but I want you to happy.Remember how me family did love you arf,it still bring tears to my eye it tun out dem did right bout the next girl she was never right for me at all she wanted was to show off to say she have a nice looking man. She couldn't do nuttin apart from sit down a watch other people business I needed you eena life so could build together I still love you I would do anything just to hold you & wake up next to you again 💕 love you all ways
Errol's Wife My Sweet Jamaican Empress
My Sweet Jamaican Empress I wonder when I'll ever you again, I love you more than words can say & maybe taking a trip up really soon 😊
Slang for dining and dashing, a play on ‘going dutch’ Usain Bolt style.
Waiter: “Are you guys all on one tab?”
Guy 1: “We’re going Jamaican so it doesn’t matter.”
The act of stuffing your entire head inside your
own urethra.
"Did you hear Jimmy gave himself a Jamaican Pizzle?"
When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason
Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"
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