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boy meets world

only the best show to ever air on tv wtih the most hilarious cast and eric is the funniest person alive! topanga and corey are perfect for each other and shawn is geourgous. i hated the last episode because it made me cry.

boy meets world is THE shit

by beautifulme! April 4, 2005

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Square Table Meeting

n. A gathering of men with the intention of participating in manly activities accompanied by the consumption of the fermented-grain beverage known commonly as beer.

This is fundamentally the Male equivalent of a "Girl's Night," except that instead of watching Sex and the City DVDs, swooning over Orlando Bloom, and eating Haagen Daaz; A Square Table Meeting is typically comprised of watching a classic 80s-90s Action movie (such as Die Hard) and/or an MMA or boxing event, eating some form of grilled meat or fried cheese product, and having a tournament of some kind. Hold em Poker is most common, Beer Pong and Beirut are also typical; as are impromptu Burping and Farting contests.

The Square Table Meeting has its origins in the popular series of Miller Lite commercials where a quorum of men's men concoct, (and an ancient man known only as "The Scribe" records,) decrees governing manly behavior, which are appropriately dubbed, "Man Laws."

Some of the more famous Men of the Square Table include Jerome Bettis, formerly of the Pittsburg Steelers, actors Burt Reynolds and Eddie Griffin, wrestler Triple H, and that dude who cut off his own arm when it was trapped under a boulder.

"Yo man, UFC 60 is this weekend, is anyone going to order that on pay-per-view?"

"Hell yeah, we're having a Square Table Meeting at RJ's! Grill goes hot at 6, we're watching Predator at 7:30, UFC event starts at 10."

by nutman July 28, 2006

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meet me inside

what George Washington tells you after you pissed him off by participating in a duel when he told you not to

"Hamilton?!" "Sir?" "Meet me inside"

by charlesleewasleftbehind March 24, 2017

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meet me in the hallway

one of the best album openers by one of the best artistes out there mr harry edward styles whoever says meet me in the hallway is not a good song is lying

person 1: hey! have u heard of harry styles?
person 2: yeah! his song meet me in the hallway is incredible

by sunflowersundermybed September 16, 2020

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Meet Russian Ladies

The most fucking annoying ad ever hated by most loved by some. You just wanna watch some YouTube or something and then you end up masturbating at the hot sluts at the side of your screen

Person 1 - hey John whatcha doing
John - ohhh just ohhh watching some OhhHH youtube uhhhhhhh

Narrator - looking at the 'meet Russian ladies' ad

by fdtmofosmldffsfymofo November 4, 2017


Compulsive Meeting Disorder

The need for a group of people or company to have meetings with a frequency that abuses people's time and attention.

Another meeting? Damn, this company suffers from Compulsive Meeting Disorder. How am I supposed to get my shit done?

by toejam16 June 24, 2019


Holding a staff meeting

Another term for male masturbation.

Hey man want to come over my house after school? Sorry bro I'm holding a staff meeting at 3 I can't.

by Lennox81 September 9, 2011