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The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.
So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.
"Check that girl's tits out! They're huge! It looks like she's smuggling the Mitchell Brothers!"
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The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act
Mitchell High School is located about 20 minutes south of Bedford North Lawrence, a thought it is significantly much better it is still a flea rotten, slutty douche bag oasis. The school's athletic programs are so poorly undercoached and over funded. The football team is filled with out of shape untalented twats. The basketball team cannot even comprehend the basics of dribbling or simply how to complete a layup. However every basketball player has hope's of "making the big leagues"; they most definitely will always sign your year book with their jersey number. The cheer squad might as well be a 6 month opened old can of anchovies. The baseball team is the poorest athletes to ever walk the halls. The coaches pick the starters of all teams simply on who kisses the most ass and their relation to the coach.
Bill: "Yo Steve where did you get your crotch lice?"
Steve: "I forgot to wash my hands after high fiving a girl that goes to Mitchell High School."
Lame ass school full of preps and gangster bitches if your not one of them than your nothing
Cheerleader: dont you just love JW Mitchell HS
Unknown guy : no this place reeks of preppy ass hores and gangster bitches
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A worthless hell hole filled with cum guzzling sluts who want their hell holes filled. Every teacher in the school is a joke and can't comprehend shit. Full of gangs, fuck boys, furries, and skanks who all think they run the school. A true shit show unrivaled in its mediocrity.
Hey do you know anyone at that shit hole, Mitchell high school?
Nah man fuck everyone there
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a sexy ass hunk of junk with a pole that is absolutely swole
im gonna hop on gavin mitchell hundleys dick tonight (; (;(;(;(;
he aint gonna forget it
My nigga mitchell is someone you can rely on when you need something to stick your big fat chode inside. He will suck off anything with 2 legs and lives on earth. He always is up for a good suck.
My nigga mitchell is about to suck me off want me to tell him to suck you off too?