Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.

Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke

Dead Monk

The act/process of finding a girl who has been dead for about two days, and with your friend, you jump on her stomach, and your friend eats whatever comes out.

Lets go to the graveyard and perform the dead Monk.

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Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex

The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets

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Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

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Monke god

Monke god, also known as (xrazorwire) on various platforms, is in fact the' monke god. All monke must obey and be fully content with the monke god.

Whomever believes in the xrazorwire(The monke god), shall have eternal life within the monke heavens, sacrifices of bananas and other various small animals will please the monke god and you will have his blessings. Many say those who's truly believe gain unusual mental powers, that's all can be said. All hail monke god!

Hey my friend just told me about xrazorwire, the "monke god" I'm truly a believer now.

Ever sinse I've been doing daily sacrifices to "monke god" I've been doing so much better financially!

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monks piece

another word for a hairy vagina as it resembles a monks head, the bald patch which would be the vagina and the hair around being the pubes.

emma: the lack of respect on the streets... i cant even walk down a street without the builders or local pervs shouting "SHOW US YOUR MONKS PIECE"

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Funne monke

We all know that monkes are superior to humans, but the Funne monke (or Funneus monkeus) is the funniest and best species of monke, therefore being at the top of the food chain.

Bro do you see that guy?
Yea..

Hes a Funne monke
Bro no fucking way we need to go tell him how cool he is

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