Club Penguin

A dating site for 6-8 year olds.

"Omg! My boyfriend said the heart emoticon to me on Club Penguin! I think he wants to Netflix and chill!"

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Pittsburgh Penguins

(noun) - a hockey team based in Pittsburgh, owned by Mario Lemieux who saved the franchise on multiple occasions. Winner of the 2009 Stanley Cup, defeating Detroit in 7 games. Made it to the Stanley Cup Finals in 2008, only to lose to Detroit, 4 games to 2. Eastern Conference Champions two consecutive years in a row, in 2008 and 2009.

DAMN! Those Pittsburgh Penguins are pretty much dom squad.

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sexy penguin

First, the male ejaculates in the female's mouth. The female proceeds to spit the ejaculate in the male's ass. The male then stands up, holding the ejaculate firmly in his butthole, waddles around then releases the ejaculate in the female's mouth.

Jim likes to sexy penguin with his girl.

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Penguin fucker

Someone, who either while high, drunk, or occasionaly sober, wishes to have sex with a penguin.

Devon is such a penguin fucker, did you see what he did to that plushie?

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Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

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Penguin Revolution

The theory of Dressing up the arts. It is bringing music back to an intelligent medium. It means returning to roots like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd, Tupac and Dylan, and rethinking alternative music and grunge. The new era is crisp and has meaning. Also "Penguinization".

Fuck "My Humps" and "london bridges"- Did you see Dave Mathews Band? Thats the Penguin Revolution right there.

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Penguin Point

A point made in argument or conversation which makes no logical sense. Mostly made by persons of diminished mental capacity.

Penguin Points often are made from desperation when trying to beat a superior opponent.

Huna was so desperate to justify her use of 3rd person speech that she made a total Penguin Point which Matt was easily able to rebuff.

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