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A 400 pound plus male or female human life form that just sits around and eats and sweats. These humans leach off of the system to the point that they suck up any moisture around them as well as food and beverage and leave no moisture, food or beverage for any other hard working human.
A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.
A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.
Look at the size of the hair diaper on that moisture pig.
That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!
(noun) something useless or not needed. a wast of time and money. A piece of garbage or crap.
I can't use this pillow, it's pigs milk
A term referring to a piggy-bank meaning;
1. To literally shake a piggy-bank to collect the coins within or;
2. To figuratively not spend any money in a situation that would normally require it (i.e. A penny pincher, tight fisted, cheap, ) or;
3. You could "shake someone's pig" by continuously bumming money/food off of them.
Generally reserved for people who are poor or broke.
Crap I'm out of gas money! Guess it's time to shake the pig.
I have no money for gas, so I'm going to shake Jake's pig and get a ride to the mall.
I'm going to have to shake the pig this winter cus' I'm not paying for heat!
n. Bacon. The beautiful, streaky bounty that can be extracted from pigs and - when combined with any other food (including MORE bacon) - makes said food infinitely more tasty.
I love this bacon. It's ****ing pig gold.
Is when you are so tired that you can't even stay awake, so you put on a pig mask and continue to play gta 5 online.
So pig I can't even tired. Basically pig tired.
To be so drunk you don't know your own name or anyone else's around you. Totally shitfaced fucked up to where you can't feel your face.
Wow was Clayton drunk last night! He was absolutely fucking pigged to the gills!!!!