Woke privilege

Opportunities that only arise because of a perceived victimhood that can't be ignored in woke culture

"Look, it's that fucken idiot hosting the red carpet event again. He/she is only on TV because of woke privilege"

Jester's Privilege

The ability to basically say whatever you want without repercussions, such as insult the king. A jester would have legal protection and permission to make such jeers, as his purpose was simply to entertain and was often not taken seriously, but despite this, often was one of the more important members of the King's Court, and was given high status.

"He just insulted the king! He should be punished"
"Its fine, he's a jester. He has Jester's Privilege"

Human privilege

The idea that humans have better access to decent quality healthcare and health insurance, have more access to certain cities, towns, counties, and countries, and issues greatly affecting them are prioritized more frequently in political agendas, regardless of the political identity of those in power, than those affecting other species, despite how some of them can negatively impact the health of a large number of people. Hence, being human can at times be a source of privilege.

Karen: My dad had to go to hospital the other day. It took me five to seven minutes to find a hospital to take him to, which surprised me. I wasn't expecting it to take that long to find him a hospital.
Aaron: I glad you were able to find one in time. You're lucky believe it or not. According to what I heard at one point, it can take up to twenty to twenty five minutes to find an animal hospital that is open twenty-four hours a day. A lot of people often don't realize just how much more accessible and high quality the human healthcare system compared to the animal healthcare system. Its a major example of human privilege.
Karen: In that case you are right, I was very lucky.

Human Privilege

Something that actually exists

Tristan: You know how some people bring up this so-called "White Privilege" and "Black Privilege"
Emily: Yes, I do, what about it?
Tristan: They are complete crap and they should really be going with Human Privilege if they want to talk about such things, since it actually exists, right?
Emily: Yes to both, 100%.

Privilege point

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

Packers Privilege

The equivalent of ‘rollers rights’ for a pipe or bong

Let me spark it mate, don’t forget packers privilege!

leo privilege

someone who is white but is so black and gets away with certain activities (is to groovy, really black, gets funky with it)

matt- nah dick you can’t be saying all this brotha

leo- leo privilege man