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It's like a flamethrower for pubes.
Check out my Pube Thrower
A pair of shorts that are so short that there is a high risk for the wearer's pubic hair to be revealed through the bottom of one of the legs. Note: the Pube Shorts are not a gender specific garment.
Tommy: Did you see what Mollie was wearing today?
Jessica: Oooh! Pube Shorts all the way!
Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.
Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
A comment referring to the scandalous and provocative clothing worn by a skanky female.
Dang, Gina! Did you see her outfit? The skirt is so short she's gonna peek-a-pube!
Macho Pubes mean you have a huge ball fro. Your pubes will join with your chest hair than your head hair. don't believe me? Watch the movie Fur: an imaginary portrait.
Man my macho pubes are advancing.
When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.
I went to the emergency room for a heart attack and woke up on the recovery room with Hitler pubes.
The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.
In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.
You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.