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Used when describing something that could be seen on the show Robot Chicken.
"Ya man what if I jumped off that bridge and landed standing up straight?"
"Then your spine and skull would shoot out of the top of your head."
"Damn, that's some robot chicken shit right there."
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Biggest Virgin in all of Montgomery Academy
Hey look it’s Luis the D1 Robot Driver!
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When Darth Vader gets an erection.
In Star Wars Episode IV, you can see Darth Vader's Full-on Robot Chubby
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A tape backup robot made by Sun Microsystems. The evil tape robot was created with the intention of backing up large amount of data for protection. However because of the free will directive the evil tape robot started to only back the data it wanted to. Office workers soon became aware of this and started to ask questions as to why the evil tape robot was not backing up the important stuff. That’s when people found that evil tape robot had a laser gun for and arm and It made no qualms about laserblasting office workers in the face. The evil tape robot also comes with a Datacenter Defense Directive. It will automatically defend you data center against a large force of ninjas and/or armed Georgina separatists. (Available in 2 colors).
Office Worker : “What do you mean you lost my emails”
Evil Tape Robot: “…laserblast to the face”
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Your wildest sexual fantasy realized through the magic of virtual reality, artificial intelligence and good old American pornographic addiction.
So, did I tell you that I'm getting married?
No shit! Where did you meet her?
CES; She was the Japanese fuck robot with the strange smile and strap-on feature.
Sounds like you've met your dream girl, eh?
For sure! Check out my whip marks! And she has 20 million sisters ready to serve, 24/7/365!
The sexual act of simultaneously fisting two females, typically alternating between each female, with piston-like precision.
I got these two freaky ass bitches, wantin' the Rockem Sockem Robot all night long!
Yo my forearms be all like Popeye and shit, been pulling the Rockem Sockem Robot on my girl and her friend.