Tap Out

Brand name apparel worn by posers who want to be associated with the MMA lifestyle even though they don't fight, don't train, don't do shit.

"Damn, this scene is blowing up, let's create Tap Out t-shirts and decals for all the wannabes. Make sure they're black because that's the only color they wear, and make sure the logo looks like an iron cross cuz that's hardcore and shit."

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tapping guts

The act of repeatedly hitting the top of the vaginal canal with your big dick.

Person 1: So did you fuck your new girlfriend last night?

Person 2: Dude, her pussy was so tight and my dick is so big I was tapping guts!

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double tap

Two bullet shots to the head in close succesion and close proximity made by an experienced marksman.

Just then, two shots rang out. Palmer slumped to the ground, having taken a double tap to the back of the head from 2nd Lt Pino Martello's sidearm; apouncy little Beretta 22.

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Tap Crapper

Describes a person who is so paranoid that someone might hear them crapping, that they turn on the tap to drown out the sound of dookies hitting the toilet.

Larry: "where's Dave?"
Tom: "Oh, he's still in the bathroom. Got the tap on and everything, he's such a tap crapper."
Larry: "The man has issues.."

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tapped cigarette

a cigarette whose end (the end that you burn, not the filter) has been moistened and then dipped in cocaine

when smoked, you instantly get a slight high similar to the high you feel when you smoke crack.

"let me tap my cigarette in that coke before you cut it into lines"

"i like to smoke tapped cigarettes because it's a great way to feel a crack-like high without actually having to say that you've smoked crack before"

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warning tap

The universal tap given (usually on a thigh), signaling an impending ejaculation.

He was such a gentalman. He give me a warning tap when I was on top.

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The No Fap Tap

The no fap tap is when a female touches a male on the shoulder with one finger and then the male looses the ability to fap aka. what little dick they had falls off henceforth stopping any fapping for the rest of the day

Don’t make me use The No Fap Tap

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