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During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.
Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out
I shouldn’t have eaten all of those wings last night. I accidentally gave my girl a triple bypass.
Generic slang term for an unbranded psychedelic.
They are on triple sub.
The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl (in any order) on three successive nights.
An easier versions of this is the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple which is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities anytime over your lifetime.
A particularly difficult version of the Scandinavian Triple is the Golden Scandinavian Triple, which is achieved by having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.
If I sleep with Julie tonight, I'll manage to pull of the Scandinavian Triple.
You gonna have to wait for your moment bro, coz it looks like that Brad dude is gonna go Golden.
Three successive dumps requiring two flushes each.
The food at basketball camp was so bad, I had a triple-double on Tuesday, and a double-double on Friday.
A triple rainbow is where you purchase a carrot, a cucumber and a banana simultaneously, then later insert them into every crevasse of your body possible, creating the "Triple Rainbow".
John, you'll never guess what I can do! Oh God, please tell me it's the Triple Rainbow...
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