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R. Kelley's masterpiece, this shit is art! An engaging story about somebody who's cheating on his wife with somebody who's cheating on her husband who's fucking so and so... everybody gets laid, basically.
See also-pointless.
Oh my fucking god! Everybody's cheating on everybody else and I'm trapped in a closet! OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC. Please help me, I'm trapped in the closet, oh my god I'm going to die.
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bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.
"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."
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A person, unlike the avatard, who is obsessed with Avatar: The Last Airbender, but his or her friends don't know it. He/She usually is NOT into anime, therefore liking an animated show is unusual in his/her circle of friends, leading to small amounts of shame regarding his/her fandom. He/she will come up with lame/not lame excuses or lies to be home friday nights to watch Avatar, buy the DVD's but keep them hidden, and other such traits. Closet Avatards sometime come out of the closet if one of their friends turns out to like it aswell.
There's nothing wrong with liking A:TLA, but since it's animated, my friends will think it's dumb!
I'm a closet avatard. I don't want people to think I'm an anime obsessed person when I'm just into one, NOT anime animated show!
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As defined by Radio Personality Johnny 'Bones' Basile... Its when a man and woman (or two people) are taking a hot shower together and someone lets out a brutal flatulence. The "steam" from the shower is what adds to the intensity.
Forget the Dutch Oven! If a woman could tolerate you after being the recipient of a Kosovo Closet, then you should marry her!
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Taylor Swift’s place of residence
Taylor’s in a glass closet with all of these hints she’s been dropping through her lyrics and actions.
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A closet dork is someone who is socially accepted; however, when they are out of the public eye they conduct activities one would consider unpopular. (Public eye meaning anyone who is socially accepted. The closet dork may still associate with other dorks behind closed doors)
Closet dorks do not fit the stereotypical "look" of a dork, nerd, geek, etc. They generally are able to fit into any "group" of people. Ways to discover if someone is a closet dork may be the usage of vocabulary that your ordinary social butterfly may not understand or Dungeon and Dragons books mysteriously observed sitting around in their residence.
Closet dorks are generally attractive to semi-attractive dorks/geeks. This is part of the reason why they are accepted into popular crowds. It is very difficult for a unattractive dork to become a closet dork.
Closet Dork: Sorry guys, I'd come out with you tonight but I have to take this one girl I just met to the movies.
Popular Friend: He's full of crap. "The reason he isn't coming out tonight is because he's a closet dork and there's a World of Warcraft tournament tonight that he always plays in."
Some of the following qualities usually can be applied to the closet dork:
plays video games, plays at least one sport that requires physical activity (cards do not count), reads "real" books, reads maxim/playboy, invited to parties, throws parties, nice personality, found attractive by attractive females, makes conversation that that people can relate to, has their own stories to tell as opposed to other people's stories/made up ones, can talk about good movies/games, can talk about sports/knows the rules, has a good sense of style as opposed to all vintage/mother bought clothing, do not use woman yet still enjoy sex, and you must be an intelligent person or speaker.
Many Fraternity brothers are considered closet dorks. A "dork" going to college far away from home and learning how to be "popular" as well as a different person. When social events are planned the closet dork presents himself as a "jock like" individual when he really is the definition of a dork behind the scenes. Once this is learned then one can consider himself a closet dork.
*If you are not sure if you are socially accepted or a dork and you are not considerably smart then you should refer to the word "loser". This may apply to you; therefore, strive to attain the aforementioned qualities. It can only get better from here.*
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A couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel sexually attracted to one another. This indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .Because of these activities This couple is usually recognized as being together by everyone in their social circle, with the resulting teasing often driving the couple even closer together, particularly when under the influence of Tequila.
When asked about sleeping habits, they answer 'Hey, it makes sense for us to sleep in the same bed. For one, it's warmer. Two, when I have a weird dream I can wake him up and tell him about it. Three, it's just nice to have your best friend there to talk to.'
When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
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