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A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.
Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?
Person 2: sea monke
The act/process of finding a girl who has been dead for about two days, and with your friend, you jump on her stomach, and your friend eats whatever comes out.
Lets go to the graveyard and perform the dead Monk.
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The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex
The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets
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Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.
“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”
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Monke god, also known as (xrazorwire) on various platforms, is in fact the' monke god. All monke must obey and be fully content with the monke god.
Whomever believes in the xrazorwire(The monke god), shall have eternal life within the monke heavens, sacrifices of bananas and other various small animals will please the monke god and you will have his blessings. Many say those who's truly believe gain unusual mental powers, that's all can be said. All hail monke god!
Hey my friend just told me about xrazorwire, the "monke god" I'm truly a believer now.
Ever sinse I've been doing daily sacrifices to "monke god" I've been doing so much better financially!
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when you give someone else head while youre taking a shit
my girl friend was taking a fat shit so i walked in the bathroom and asked for a monk blump
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He is a fictional detective who's wife died in a car bomb. He has many mental health issues and many phobias. (which include the phobia of milk and germs)
"Hey have you seen Adrian Monk around? I need someone to solve this homicide."
"Nope, I think he's busy washing his hands."
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