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A way of comparing breast size in relation to citrus fruit.
A-Cup=Kumquats.
B-Cup=Tangerines.
C-Cup=Lemons.
D-Cup=Oranges.
DD-Cup=Grapefruits.
Using the citrus scale, I think she's packing Lemons.
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Style, Control, Agression and Damage scale of shits.
Approved measure of the International Association of Faecal Matter Operatives.
A scale designed to allow easy, accurate comparison of shits between friends/colleagues/family members. Each category can score a maximum of 10 points, the mean of the 4 categories is the official SCAD score.
Guy comes out of toilet, turns to his colleague and says "I just had a great shit, it was 10/10 on the SCAD scale"
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Based on a man's age, this is a scale to classify men who prey on younger women to please their sexual appetite.
0-10: pup (too young)
11-15: mutt (laying around not knowing what to do)
16-21: dingo (just plain stupid)
22-26: fox (they think they're slick and sly)
27-32: jackal (jack ass)
33-40: coyote (almost ready to be serious)
41-50: wolf (salt and pepper but still sexy)
51+: silver fox (self explanatory)
Hugh Hefner is a silver fox on the canine scale, while George Clooney is right behind him as a wolf.
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A term used when you are losing a technical arguement to stump the person from saying anything more.
Russ, I need you to code this by monday.
Im sorry that wont scale.
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noun: describes how inappropriate an object or topic would be in the work-place.
Bob had a special nack for always taking the conversation in the lunchroom right off the merf-scale, which eventually led to a harassment suit, and his termination.
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A measuring tool used to assess which Relationship Level two people are at. A scale from Level One to Level Ten.
According to the Relationship Scale Level Two is a Public Meeting.
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We cannot allow you to create a biblical scale disaster!
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