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The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.
In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.
A lick then
Ayo give that girl a lickity split! She'll come and yup
When something is awesome or amazing
That is wickedly split man
Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.
Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs
When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.
Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.
When your partner puts hamburger meat, sour cream, and melted cheese on your ass cheeks, spreads them, and scoops them out.
Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend double split me
Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'