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When a person is released from jail after several years and behaves as if they are still the same age as they went in.
She got jail-lag because after spending 5 years locked up, she is still acting like she's 18 .
A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.
Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.
County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
Slang term for a whiskey and ginger ale.
You gonna get the cops called on you if you keep drinking these ginger jails so fast
An imprisioned male whom innocent females are strangely attracted to.
Hannah is really into those jail bucks.
Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window
Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!
To be stuck between the bicep and the forearm of a beefy or muscular man, usually only another man is in “Twink jail”, and usually the more effeminate one of the two.
Yeah I was hanging out with my boyfriend the other day and he decided to put me in Twink jail, I almost suffocated.