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A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.
Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.
When you're forced to play Moira in Overwatch.
Brigitte got nerfed again, so we're back in nail jail.
A sexual dance performed by an adult on a minor, or vice-versa, resulting in one or both of the participants serving time
"Hey man, did you hear about the kid that went to the club for his birthday? What a badass!"
"Yeah, but the cops found out it was a jail dance and arrested the performer. He does look mature for an eleven year old though"
Ross county jail
joe: Jeremy robbed a bank
jòse: ross county jail
The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.
Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.
The state of getting your penis stuck in an asshole. The mistake of switching out lube for superglue
“Duuude my girl and I fucked uo and I was stuck in booty jail for hours at Kidmed”
The state of getting a penis stuck inside and asshole. When you switch out lube for super glue.
“Damn dude my girl and I fucked up and had me stuck in booty jail for hours at Kidmed”