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When your partner is laying on the ground with only their shoulders touching, holding their legs to their head, while you proceed to have anal sex. Once you ejaculate in the rectum you grab their legs and thrust forward to the head making the semen shoot out of the anus like a volcano.
Friend: Why is the front of your shirt nasty?
You: Dude, I gave this chick "The Dirty Volcano" last night and she erupted on m shirt.
A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"
A very dangerous sex move. First, you take the onion volcano from a hibachi restaurant, put it on your companion's asshole. Then, squirt lighter fluid in their asshole and ignite it with a flame. While the flame is still burning the male inserts their penis into the women or mans asshole for a nice warm, burning sensation.
I'm gonna take you to Shiki and give you the Oklahoma Volcano.
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First, a man performs anal sex on his partner. After finishing, he must remain in his partner's anus until he is able to urinate. He then urinates into the anal cavity. He then pulls out while his partner clenches the anus, containing the "goodness". The man puts his face in front of his partners anus while his partner expels the contents inside of the anal cavity all over the face of the man.
Last night my girl gave me a New Jersey Volcano.
While your partner is giving you head you break her nose, right before you jizz in her mouth, causing her to bleed. Once you cum in her mouth, tape it and blow pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze the cum through her nose bleed. and there you've got an alaskan volcano.
Karlo: Yo matt! did you give Sam an Alaskan Volcano?
Matt: Yeah but I had to bring her to the emergencies to fix her nose...
Karlo: That sucks
A pure ice and fire sensation leaving any girl with the best orgasam in their life. Using icy-hot and applying to your Dick then penetrating the clitoris.
Hey jimmy, "I just did an Alaskan volcano with Rachel last night".