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The next step up from "wedding cake" which is the ultimate compliment. Often said to a friend when spotting a real hot girl
Dam check that girl out shes wedding cake!
She aint no wedding cake, shes wedding chung!!
A gender neutral and non-binary friendly way of referring to any person in a wedding party.
I am a wedding person.
I want to be referred to as a wedding person, not a bridesmaid nor groomsman.
A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child
Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited
An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.
"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.
1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.
We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.
When a hickey is given to mark someone as taken. More often than not by broke ass ho's.
Thanks Rosa for the Mexican wedding ring now my #1 girl will know I'm taken by another!
Only Calendario would do that with Susie.
"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video