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a short, particularly stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: battle toad
the difference between "war pig" "and battle toad" are that if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are putting emphasis on how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct). while, if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are emphasizing how short she is.
Jose Contreras: dude were you drunk last night when you hooked up with that war pig??
Bruce Lee: it was more desperation than drunkness... but ya i had a few too many beers.
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A technique for stealing large amounts of oil from, and establishing military bases within, unfriendly countries - by killing everyone.
Pioneered by George W Bush (USA) and his sidekick Tony B Liar (UK).
Sometimes misspelled "War on Terror" synonyms include: "Shock and Awe", Terrorism and genocide
Normal person 1: We're bombing Iraqi hospitals again in the War of Terror.
Normal person 2: That should get them really angry.
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another name for the town warner robins, ga
people in war-town suck at driving
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An awesome game.
Guild Wars is our savior.
Johnny got Guild Wars for his birthday and it made him rich and famous. True story.
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The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.
Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...
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It is when one man tries to break the other man's balls/ ballsack with his own. This is achieved by thrusting the sack at eachother for impact, this violent bloodsport was made famous by the world champion Tengis hailing from Mongolia.
Bob:"Dude that guy over there beat me in sack war."
Joe:"Whats that?"
Bob:"You dont wanna know."
A competition among friends to see who is laziest.
It seems we're having lazy wars.